Thursday, July 26, 2012


My girlfriend just asked me to buy tampons. Normally I've never cared about doing that but I've never had to do that while wearing a kilt. Maybe it sounds ridiculous but there are enough jokes about kilt wearing that one has to hear without knowing you will be the funny story someone tells at the end of the day about the "guy in the dress buying tampons." I'm thinking it would be a good time to buy lots of man stuff. Motor oil, Guinness, power drill, tampons. Maybe that won't look too strange. Perhaps I should drink the Guinness first.

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